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Jessica Simpson checks for 'cute doctors'

 

PEOPLE.com -- At the hospital over the past few days to visit her "Nana," who had a tumor removed Jan. 29, Jessica Simpson has been passing the hours admiring the "cute doctors" -- and it looks like they are returning the attention.

On Monday the pop star -- who's single again -- Tweeted: "Bored at the hospital. I think I'm gonna go look for some hot doctors. McDreamy? McSteamy? Clooney? Let the search begin ..."

And it appears she found her medic -- who delivered just the right prescription: a spelling lesson.

On Jan. 30, Simpson attempted to quote Bob Dylan when she Tweeted, "You can fake an orgasim [sic] but you can't fake laughter." Hours later, however, she clarified her message by saying that she meant "orgasm," not orgasim."

The fix came, she Tweeted, as a result of "one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm ... was he hitting on me?"

Still, Simpson -- whose VH1 docu-reality series, The Price of Beauty, premieres March 15 -- is there to be with her grandmother. On Jan. 29 she Tweeted that she didn't like going back to her hotel and leaving her grandmother in her hospital room, "but I'll b[e] back there tomorrow. Lovin' on her. Nana is a fighter!"

To her fans -- and the doctors, obviously -- Simpson added: "Pls keep praying :)."

See full article at PEOPLE.com

 

 

 

Slow news day. Glad Jessica is finding love (and spelling).

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iPad v. A Rock

The "Stone" is looking like a better option for this economy. The touchscreen feature has unfortunately been a shortcoming for rocks in general for some time now.

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Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Site of the year. Seriously.
http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

via: Joe Beutel @ GSD&M

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Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet

Science & Technology

Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet

January 27, 2010 | Issue 46•04

CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.

Thank God for the Onion.

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I smell an election

Won't have problems this year finding the "Front."

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Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants

A German reptile collector has been jailed for 14 weeks and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine for plundering New Zealand's wild gecko and skink populations, a judge has ruled.

Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, is to be deported to Germany as soon as he is released from prison, Judge Colin Doherty ordered Tuesday.

Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/01/26/international/i140829S94.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0dm2rpfaX

via sfgate.com

He probably stole only 43 of them - if you know what I mean ;)

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Scorpions announce breakup – will take three years to pull the plug.

Two-hit wonders have been playing together since Germany's post-war era in the late 1940's.

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AT&T Insiders Report iPhone Exclusivity Going Away On Wednesday

May I now return to T-Mobile? Will they have me back?

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Breitbart.tv » UK Olympian Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on Bobsled Track

"Mommy, tell me the story of how you met Daddy at the Olympics."

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Hitler Finds Out Scott Brown Won Massachusetts Senate Seat

A little primer on what happened in Massachusetts.

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