The Central Scrutinizer

@ Colossal Squid Industries 
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Reusable Protest Sign. Every U.S. lawmaker needs one of these.

They might want to tone it down a bit. No sense making this personal.

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Filed under  //   #FAIL   I Want This!   Mega Dork  
Posted by Patrick Berry 

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This car will fall apart shortly.

Duct-taped rear view mirror, donut rear wheel, missing quarter panel ...

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Filed under  //   #FAIL   Death Race 2000  
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Ironically the carpool lane is bumper-to-bumper

The four of us have gone rogue into the general population.

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Filed under  //   #FAIL   Green Stuff  
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I invented these!

During my illustrious Mickey Dee's All America career. The double filets I made for lunch utilized the Mac bun with probably a gallon of tarter sauce.

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Salsa shooters?

Solo tonight. Back to bachelor dining. Dinner = chips, salsa, and goblet o' green stuff.  I wonder if the five little things are salsa shooters? I've been out of circulation a bit.

Epilogue: The loser that I am, I spent most of my time at dinner feebly attempting to add the restaurant to the Foursquare database while checking in on my iPhone.  I guess it must have crashed eight or nine times before I completely gave up.  While I am a loser for attempting so many times, Foursquare edges me out on this category.  #FAIL   #POS  #Foursquareiwantmylifeback

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