The Central Scrutinizer

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iPad v. A Rock

The "Stone" is looking like a better option for this economy. The touchscreen feature has unfortunately been a shortcoming for rocks in general for some time now.

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Filed under  //   Apple   iPad   Mega Dork   Steve Jobs is God   Tech Crunch   Wired  
Posted by Patrick Berry 

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Moon hole might be suitable for colony.

Send me here. No wifi and cell service are plusses.

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Filed under  //   I Want This!   Mega Dork   Moon  
Posted by Patrick Berry 

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Can Facebook cause divorce?

Looks like more fun I'm missing out on. Why the hell Russell Crowe is remotely referenced in this article is a stretch. Master and Commander is a great movie though.

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Filed under  //   Facebook   Mega Dork  
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The Ladies of Star Wars Playing Cards

I believe I want this. via @darthvader

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Cubicle Cooking -- Preparing Chicken Pesto Pasta MacGyver-style.

Cubicle life fit for a king. All you need is a sturdy coffee maker to pan sear a tasty Chicken Pesto bachelor dinner.  Methinks the olive oil pesto sauce in the coffee grinder hack might violate the warrantee but WTF - the true bachelor buys lattes at Starbucks anyway.

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Check me out. It's Christmas time?

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

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Filed under  //   Mega Dork   Narcissistic Stuff   OfficeMax  
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Japan Burger King Offers Windows 7 Whopper. Bring On The Heart Attacks.

Bring on the reading room too.

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Filed under  //   Burger King   Comfortable Toilet   Heart Attack   Mega Dork   Windows 7  
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Facebook Now Has 30,000 Servers « Data Center Knowledge

Thanks for enabling my Facebook stupidity.

via @brianjeremy

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Filed under  //   Mega Dork   Social Media  
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QR Codes in board games?

Whilst playing DVD Clue noticed that replacing these codes with something like iPhone-readable QR Codes would spice up the game. In this version you look for codes by viewing through a red lens.

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Reusable Protest Sign. Every U.S. lawmaker needs one of these.

They might want to tone it down a bit. No sense making this personal.

via Digg

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Filed under  //   #FAIL   I Want This!   Mega Dork  
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