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I smell an election

Won't have problems this year finding the "Front."

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Carnival queen sambas with Obama's face on thigh.


You have certainly arrived when anyone devotes non-ass parts of their body to you.  Here's another first for our beloved president.

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We (Illinois) should be put on probation by the other 49.


If Oprah becomes a US Senator her show will be cancelled.  I'm in.  This story is at times The Sting, at times Alice in Wonderland.  I'm surprised we haven't been impeached as a state - what with our lack of ability to govern ourselves.  Can a state have two ex-gov's in prison without setting some sort of Guinness world record?  Doubt it.


via:  cnn.com

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PELOSI SAYS BIRTH CONTROL WILL HELP ECONOMY!


Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi boldly defended a move to add birth control funding to the new economic "stimulus" package, claiming "contraception will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government."

It would appear that we'll be spending more $$$ on condoms and cheap wine and less $$$ on dining out, movies and other standard dating fare.  

Won't this make the economy even worse?  

Ah what the heck. 

Read it here from cub news reporter Matt Drudge

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President Obama ain't giving it up without a fight.

Here's a pic from Inauguration Day showing the prez texting ROTFLMFAO about Cheney. Kidding.  Seriously though - check out that crazy piano in the background.  Another great example of integrating bald eagles into everyday life.  I need some of that for my bass guitar.

Source:  CrackBerry.com  

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Senator Al Franken PWNS Ann Coulter

Al Franken is my fav new Senator and will breathe new life into C-SPAN.  Here's just one example.


   
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World of Warcraft, the President, and that darned shoe.

This thing is making the rounds on the internets.



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The difference between the President-Elect and the VP-Elect

President-Elect Barack Obama resigned his senate seat this past weekend (his new job assured barring a last-minute overthrow of the Constitution by Dick Cheney).

   
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VP-Elect Joe Biden has announced he'll resign once he's sworn in - his job presumably not as yet guaranteed. Does he receive an offer letter?
Smart guy that Biden.

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Barack's a Grammy winner, wears footie PJ's, and hates those saggy trousers.

Well - two of those three are correct. Find out here which two are true, along with 48 other facts you might not know about Barack Obama.

http://tinyurl.com/6jkuy7

via Wired.com

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High Turnout May Add to Problems at Polling Places

Our polling system will most likely be unable to withstand tomorrow's voting onslaught. Let's hope people don't just stay at home. And let's hope a huge chunk were able to take advantage of early voting.

is this the greatest pic or what?

http://tinyurl.com/5tuycm

From the NY Times

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