The Central Scrutinizer

@ Colossal Squid Industries 
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You suck at the Internet.

Internet Marketing

Master's Degree- Online

There's one at every company:
the marketing guru whose
ideas rock the boardroom.

Full Sail University's Internet Marketing Master's Degree provides you with the tools to be the rock star of your field. When you can utilize the Internet and understand all of its advertising opportunities, you're doing more than strengthening your brand and spreading your message – you're making yourself known as an invaluable part of your marketing department.

Specialized Areas of Study:

  • Web Metrics and Analysis
  • Social Media Optimization
  • Business Storytelling & Brand Development
  • New Media Distribution Channels

Internet Marketing Fundamentals:

  • Email Marketing
  • Pay Per Click Campaign Development
  • Search Engine Optimization
  • Viral Marketing
  • Web Banner Advertising

Full Sail's online curriculum is the result
of 30 years of innovation in delivering
immersive, accelerated curriculum.

Our experience allows us to provide
online programs that are the equal of
our on-campus degrees.

Build a professional network with your fellow students. Our learning tools are custom-built to promote interaction and collaboration.

Earn your Internet Marketing Master's Degree in 12 months!

I can get a Masters degree for being good at the Internet.

"Viral Marketing"
Funny. Viral = successful. Viral is an outcome, not a tactic. I LOVE this. Like saying "We'll teach you how to make good shit." Love it.

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Holiday dilemma

Choose the International Harvester or the John Deere tree lights?

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Does this happen to euro coins too?

Saw this in the left turn lane.  Empty soda can, sucker, and a handful of small U.S. change.  The USD and lollipops taking a licking here in Illinois?

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My new favorite video on ALL of the Internets.

Thanks to Justin @ the Squid.  This video is a total game life changer.

 

It knocked this one down to #2

 

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